“Just to underline that the big names
were not going to have it all their own way, the loudest applause went to
Paul Zerdin who is reviving the unfashionable art of ventriloquism” The Times
Characters
Here are the characters you have seen or will see when
you go and see Paul Zerdin live.
Baby I love Po, Po loves me,
Let`s go out and kill Dipsy
with a great big shot gun
bullet through his head
don`t tell La La dipsy`s dead.
Ive got hiccups, don’t like it! Make it go Ventricolee…
Do you like my top? It’s sick
Sam You’re not the ugliest man ive
ever seen – but you don’t half look like him.
I got drunk with the Teletubbies last night. La La was ga ga, Po had to
throw and Tinky Winky was absolutely Sh..faced!
Oi Zerdin. Look at me when you’re talking to yourself!
Albert Do you know how I found out my wife was
dead – the sex stayed the same but the ironing started to pile up.
I believe in reincarnation, so in my will I've left everything to myself!
